Saturday, December 20, 2003
Finally LOTR has come and gone..*sigh*I feel the emptiness...can u feel it? Halfway during the show, i kept telling myself, dis movie is IS going to end...so no worries i will be left high and dry again like the last 2.
Felt so stirred during the battle scenes (Battle of Plennor Fields)..whee! Disgusting orcs and the likes, the towering structures, their blades...WOOH!
Think the director gave the gals a feast of Legolas =) Slow-mo shots...focusing his chiselled face and flowing long REBONDED white hair..he has the immortal aura!
Give it for the man!! Ermm..I mean elf!
Mebe its a case of over-expectation..wat with the wait and all the hype. Somehow, as much as i enjoyed the movie, it didnt realli match up to my expectations. FOr instance, the so-called action on Legolas part was a tad anti-climax, tho he subdued the mammoth. And the ending is a wee bit draggy...
Conclusions abt LOTR: ROTK
1) All the hobbits r faggots, save for Sam who got married.
How do i knoe? Did u notice those fleeting glaze Merry and Pippin had when they look at each other? Not to mention Frodo hugging Sam in their "last" moments...gives new meaning to dying in each others' arms!
See, Frodo HAS to leave coz he cant take it sharing his man w Rosie. How can he fight against a buxomed woman-hobbit, and w 2 cute kids to boot? He aint gonna produce offspring for Sam. So too bad for him. Yours Truly deduce dat he'll prolly die alone in the immortal world in the company of glowing elves, complete w a harp playing in the backgrd. Such is the meaning of unrequited love..alas!
2) Inspirational hairstyles abound in the Middle Earth. If u wanna join the party, u gotta know which side of the camp u r on. For dat..ans the follwoing qns:
a) Do you hav bone-straight hair? (Courtesy of rebonding)
Yes - u r an ELF!
No - sorrie, Legolas is not gonna cast u a second look.
b) Do your hair consist of big bangly curls that look like they have been doused in grease?
Yes - COngrats, u r a HUMAN!
No - Sorrie, Gondor's nor Rohan's gonna be ur hometown!
c) Do ur hair frizz?
Yes - Woo...a DWARF u r!u r the one who gets to ride w Legolas ALL THE TIME! WHOO!
No - well, too bad!
d) Are you bald?
Yes - Dis is a lil' sad...u r the bad guy. Dis will also mean u r UGLY..hav bad teeth/breath/attitude. FAce it, u still hav many compatriots who share the same agony.
No - High chance r, u r the good fella! Answer the first 3 qns!
e) Ribbony curls sound like u? U find it hard to see eye-to-eye w creatures fr another culture?
Yes - Hobbit u shall be!
No - Wat can i say? At least u r taller den these wee halflings!
f) Not completely bald, save for a few fray strands on ur impossibly bid head?
Yes - Yes..yeSss..YESSSS...my preciousssssss!
No - Thank God u still hav hope!
3) Every normal person gets his/her pair. If u find dat u dun have a partner, well, its still not too late. read point 1 for revelation.
The Pairings:
Faramir - Eoywn
Aragorn - Arwen
Merry - Pippin
Sam - Rosie
Legolas - Gimli
Galadriel - Hubby Celeborn
Gollum - THe Ring
Saruman - Sauron
Dats all for now folks! Tune in again next time for....LOTR: The Specialsssss...
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